Oh ... Herro!

I would like to congratulate the proprietors of The Roof for working together with their customers in their ever increasing attempts to strengthen my calves. It would seem that their best solution to this problem is to place random puddles of water/sweat/piss wherever I happen to step, causing me to tense up in fear of plunging to my death.

I would also like to draw your attention to the fact that I am having an msn conversation with Gino about the size of lady horses' fairies. He thinks they'd have to be quite big or the world would be full of corpses of impaled horses. I'm quite amused, but sickened at the same time. We agree that vets probably wine and dine lady horses before they examine them, which is a nice touch I think. He says you'd need 4 gallons of baby oil if the horse was a bit of a slut. *Gaffaw!!*

I've got loads to do today, mainly packing, that's why I'm sat here on my arse, I've already been back to bed once coz going for a 9 o'clock Drs appointment was very very difficult. I would like to apologise to Carrie and Jasmine for my lack of shopping ability today, my legs are still recovering from piss dodging. But have no fear i shall regain my strength for Carly's extravaganza tomorrow! Hands up who's chuffed with her new car cd player then!! YAY!!!!!!!11111111